My goodness, do I have other things I need to be doing right now. But I HAVE to make myself sit down and write some of this stuff down. I really, really want to post about our trip to Winston-Salem after Thanksgiving, but I really don't have the time to do that tonight. I have cakes to make for this weekend!
But I have to share a couple of Bennett funnies. And these may not come across as funny here as they do coming out of his little mouth, with his little inflections. But I'll share anyway.
Bennett's class has apparently been singing The Hokey Pokey lately. He was singing it last night, and I was helping him remember what body parts to 'put in' and 'put out.' We did his right arm, his left arm, his right leg, his left leg, his head... and with each body part he got more and more tickled. After his head, he said, "You put your bottom in, you put your bottom out, you put your bottom in and you shake it all about..." and he shook his little rear at me. I kind of giggled with him, and then he started a new line. "You put your tee-tee in, you put your tee-tee out..." I immediately said, "No, no, no Bennett. You don't talk about your private parts like that."
His response: "But Mama, I wasn't talking about my private parts, I was
singing about them."
His class has also obviously been singing Christmas songs. He's been singing Jingle Bells and Santa Claus is Coming to Town for the past week. Tonight he was singing Santa Claus is Coming to Town and said, "You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I'm telling you why..." and then said, "Daddy, this is how we pout" and made a super pouty face and crossed his arms in front of him. Josh said, "Yep, that's how you pout. But it's not good to pout, is it Bennett?" Bennett said, "No sir." And then in a very chipper voice added, "But I don't pout ... I just cry!"
Stinker.
No, he hasn't gotten glasses. Pop loaned them to him to accompany the Steve Urkel pajama pants he had going on.